This is what happens when you forget to buy cotton balls at Target

1. You think the day's going pretty good.  Leave work on time, went to Target, saved 5% opening a Target RedCard.  So far, so good.

2. Chatting with Mom on the walk to the express bus stop was productive but back was starting to hurt from carrying two bags on one side.  Hang up phone & put into side pocket of bag.

3. Get express bus ticket, set down bag & pull phone out to check email & social media feed.

4. Phone slips out of hand and drops splat on its face.  It cracks.

5. Phone now looks like this...

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If there wasn't a finger print screen protector it would be totally fucked.  (So thanks Uncle Mark for the screen protector).

6. Call Mom & inform her of travesty.  Get guilt trip for not having a case on the phone.  Reiterate it was an accident.  Mom finally understanding & I still feel like shit because my phone looks like this.

7. If I only remembered cotton balls.