Dirty Mouth Count

"Happy Easter! I dropped the F-bomb only 47 times this Lent, but I just renewed my baptismal promise at Church so I'm good to go for another year. F*#K!" -4/8/12

I made my Lental Promise on 2/22 and here is the recap of my dirty mouth slip ups:

2/22: 2
2/23: 5
2/23: 2
2/26: 3
2/27: 3
2/28: 2
2/29: 3
3/1: 1
3/5: 1
3/8: 1
3/9: 2
3/12: 3
3/17: 1
3/18-3/23: 3
3/24: 2
3/25-3/30: 6
3/31: 1
4/1:1
4/4: 1
4/5: 1
4/6: 1
Total: 47

I went to Church on Easter Sunday, but I didn't bring my check book because I spent Easter in Jersey and I didn't want St. Mary's soliciting me for money all year when I'm only a C&E parishioner.  I'll bring a check of $47 to my Church on Sunday to keep my promise.  But overall I think I did pretty well for someone who gets "props ... for displaying the best comedic timing with foul words. she's pretty much the michael jordan of f-bombs." -Michael Crooks